ADULT CONTENT - Boobies

Posted: April 3, 2008 by Cop's Wife in cop's wife, deep thoughts, motherhood, neuroses, random

Where are they? Really. I used to have some. They weren’t ginormaous or anything, but they suited me just fine. Three pregnancies and three years of nursing later, I got nothing. I mean NOTHING. Now I don’t want to sound selfish, but I want them back. Just a little something something to fill in a teeny tiny bra. Come on. Anything.
I’m going to go to one of those bra measuring places. Having had several conversations lately about the importance of a really good fitting bra, I feel I deserve it. So I’m sure I’ll pay a small fortune for a perfect fitting bra or two, and probably find out an undershirt would be just as helpful. It isn’t like I need great support. I”VE NOTHING IN NEED OF SUPPORT!
Whew, that sounded a little bitter. I apologize.
I wouldn’t trade the kids or the bonding that came with nursing, but I would like my boobs back.
If you’ve seen them, please return them.

Comments
  1. joeyww says:

    If anyone finds Sarah’s, see if mine are there too? WAIT, I never had them! LOL>

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