Archive for the ‘the detective’ Category

5am - Wake up to sounds of Slim, will him to go back to sleep, he sort of does530 - hear Slim some more, will him to go back to sleep, he sort of does6am - hear Slim, will the Detective to just get up with him already630 - the Detective finally succumbs to the [...]

Nerdy Apple Bottom

Posted: April 22, 2008 by Cop's Wife in random, the detective, cop's wife, family

And now, why the hell is this thing named “Nerdy Apple Bottom?” Lame story, but much funnier told in person. I was sick. Almost dying from the damn flu that’s gone around all winter. My head was thick, my muscles ached, my fever was sweating its way through my blood. I was miserable. The Detective [...]

“Why does Daddy lie to me?” While watching TV the other day, a ridiculous commercial came on with cheerleaders doing all kinds of flips and whatnot. It was for Playtex Sport Tampons. Hmmm. To me a tampon is pretty much a tampon. I mean, how “sporty” could it be? Aren’t they all supposed to be [...]

Update to *sigh. I hate motorcycles

Posted: April 14, 2008 by Cop's Wife in random, the detective

The Detective went to look at his dream motorcycle when he got off work on Friday. It was sold. That morning. He was devastated. I was elated. Really dodged a bullet on that one.

*sigh. I hate motorcycles

Posted: April 10, 2008 by Cop's Wife in random, the detective

The Detective wants a motorcycle. He has not been that guy until recently. He got all into them a couple of years ago. For Father’s Day last year, I signed him up for a motorcycle course. Gave him an entire weekend off from parenting and chores and errands to go ride around on a bike.I [...]