Archive for the ‘motherhood’ Category

  We took the shorties to see Santa at Bass Pro last week. It’s free and we are cheap so it was a perfect mix. Other than the fact that it was super cold out and there was a bit of a line, things went pretty smoothly. Until we actually made it to Santa. Slim [...]

Baby powder

Posted: December 13, 2009 by Cop's Wife in motherhood, random, slim/squirt

  My children cannot be trusted. Slim reached over his crib railing, opened the deep drawer on his changing table, and took out the baby powder (ok, so it’s the corn starch stuff that isn’t as bad for you if you inhale it, but baby powder sounds better). Then he screwed open the lid and [...]

Pouty Bubba

Posted: December 9, 2009 by Cop's Wife in bubba/boo, motherhood

Bubba is a pouter. And a whiner. And a tantrum thrower. But he can also be so incredibly sweet it makes your eyes water.

The Detective has met a handful of people that are related to me. This is partly due to the fact that I do not come from a big family and partly due to the fact that we are a pretty dysfunctional one. So I have a brother that he’s never met. Nor have my kids. [...]

This is me with Peanut in 2005. I bought tickets to the Sugar Plum Fairy Luncheon followed by the Nutcracker. We got all dressed up and ready to go. There was a football game at Arrowhead Stadium so we sat in traffic. Just past an exit, Peanut vomited. All over. Herself, her car seat, the [...]