Bubba to Slim: [in a very condescending tone while referring to the movie Avatar] It’s not ‘apple-tar! It’s ABBA-tar! Bubba: That’s a LOT of weathers! [referring to a day a few weeks ago when it rained, sleeted, snowed, rained, snowed, etc] Bubba: When would you get a new baby? It might depend on how much [...]
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Slim to Cop’s Wife: I’m proud of you for turning on the movie. Slim: MY ARM IS BROKEN! [it wasn't] Bubba: WHAT?!? I need to bandage that! Slim: Jimmy John John Silver’s [a cross of Jimmy John's and Long John Silver's] Slim: Thank you, God, for Long John Silver’s. [said in the form of a [...]
Bubba: There’s a poop storm coming so you’d better get a water poop house. Granny: [The Detective] might use them to put his nuts in. [Referring to little drawers for the garage] Bubba: I have sweaty eyes. I’m not kidding [he seems mildly obsessed with his 'sweaty eyes' lately] Bubba: I packed ranch in my [...]
Bubba: There’s torture in the Garden of Eden! [this one freaked me out for a bit. Turns out he meant orchards, not torture.] Slim (while changing his poopy diaper): Stop, you’re hurting my feelings. [not sure who told him his nuggets were called feelings, but whatever] Bubba: Something tickles my bottom. Bubba: WHOA! Go back! [...]
Slim - Ho Ho Ho! [like Santa Claus] while playing with his pirate ship Bubba- Dad doesn’t snuggle with you much. [thanks for pointing that out, Bubs.] Bubba: Is all the poop off my bottom? (as he bends over spreading his cheeks) Slim: There’s Jesus. [very matter of factly while watching a clip of a [...]
