Boo: I CAN’T HANDLE THIS! I CAN’T DO IT! Squirt is out of his room!
Boo: Ancient curse. [sounded a LOT like 'eat shit curse.']
Squirt to my mom: So Granny, do you have any kids?
Peanut: If someone close to me dies, I’d need Cymbalta. [note to self: limit TV more]
Boo to Peanut: Don’t be upset if you have to stay home from school because I’ll be here.
Squirt: What she name?
My mother-in-law: You mean ‘her.’ What’s her name?
Squirt: What’s she name? SAY IT! What she name?
Boo: My thoughts exactly!
While Boo and Squirt were having friends sleepover - CW: Does it sound like everyone is having fun?
Peanut: Squirt’s laughing so no one is having fun.
Boo: How does a sick machine help you? [turns out a sick machine is a humidifier]
Squirt to CW: If you gonna frow up, you can do it in my hand.
Squirt: Can I play ang green birds?
Squirt: There’s a ho in my toe. [I have no idea what he was talking about]
Boo: Can we get Panda Bear Express? [Uh, just Panda Express, little man.]
Squirt: I’d NEVER go underwater with skirls. [Skirls= squirrels, and neither would I]
Underwater with Squirrels. A new band!
I absolutely love your kids!! Post more funnies please, they make me laugh (:
I always look forward to your Funnies posts!
In our house, we STILL use some of the sayings that the boys came up with when they were little.
Keep a journal of all the cute-isms, you won’t regret it, because there will be some you will forget if you don’t.
Out of the mouths of babes… comic writers can’t hold a candle to kids, I tell ya!!
Wayne
Enola, PA
My granddaughter and I enjoyed listening to a CD of the songs we learned together in Kindermusik, and my joy was absolutely enhanced when listening to her loudly singing “Do you know, the mutton man, the mutton man, the mutton man?”
And now that she’s potty trained, it’s okay to stay in the room if she’s doing number one, but if it’s number two, she “needs some cry-vacy!
Best part of being a Grammy-hearing it all with new voices!
“Another close friend of SpongeBob’s is Sandy Cheeks, a squirrel from Texas. Sandy is an expert at karate and lives in an underwater tree dome.” - Wikipedia.org
I’d go underwater with a squirrel, if it were Sandy!
I love them so much. And look! I read it the day you posted! I am a good friend;)
hahahahaha!! I am so glad your life is full of so much laughter, and that you share it
I want panda bear express! And some Cymbalta.
Love this so much.