Boo: Christmas is about helping so someone come help me! Be grateful! It’s Christmas morning! Help me! [yelling at us from atop the toilet, wanting a little assistance with some wiping.
Peanut: How is 'torturement' not a word?
Boo: Huh, I have 2 pairs of underwear on. Wonder how that happened?
Squirt: We only spit on floors. Or books we don't like.
Squirt: Pee makes poop go down.
Boo: I'm not going to cut his head off because I don't want to. [Referring to Squirt's head while Boo was sitting in the recliner trying to close it with Squirt underneath]
Squirt: I’m Jimmy Anna Jones! [while swing a stuffed animal snake around like a whip]
Peanut: Looks, it’s Lemony Snicket.
CW: I think you mean Jiminy Cricket.
Boo: It’s a sunny day. I know cause I heard the birds cheeping.
Squirt; Dirty Apple Bottom [what he calls the blog, I'm considering changing the name to that. Sounds more interesting.]
CW: How old will you be on your birthday?
Squirt: I’ll be 12? 3? 2? M?
Boo: Every time I burp my ears hurt even more.
Squirt: I’m having some issues here.
Boo: Can a head really explode or is that a figure of speech?
Squirt: Come and get me, old man! [to a 30 year old man that he barely knows that was kind enough to play with him at a BBQ]
The best one my eldest ever said was “Hey, lady, wanna play w/ my Lincoln log?” to a friend of my parents…found out later my folks had been watching John Larroquette the night before while babysitting, and that line stuck w/ my lil knucklehead!
This is too adorable. Kids say the best things. :D
Jimmy Anna Jones CRACKED ME UP!!!
This is cute.
Hilarious! I work in a pediatric office and we have a notebook that we keep of the funny things that the kids say. Out of the mouths of babes indeed. :)
When my son was little we were at the pediatrician’s office for a well check. There was a new little boy there. When the nurse asked his name he said “Mikey, no, no.”
I snorted coffee and almost peed myself a little reading these! Thank you so much for sharing!!!
Holy crap your kids are hilarious!! My own little monkey is 3 and stuff like this just cracks me up. Thanks for sharing!
I love the head exploding one! I can’t remember how many times I have said that, but each time it sends my boys into peals of laughter. Your Boo is quite smart to igure out what a figure of speech is. Good for him.
I loved turning M. M was my favorite year. :)
your kids are too precious!
Children are our greatest assets… for humor. Love the sound effects!!
{{{CYBER HUGZ}}}
Love it. Do you write these down as they come up or just have an amazing memory?
Thanks for reminding me how important and rewarding it is to write down what the kids say. Precious funny minds!
HAHAHA!!!!! I totally think that you should change your blog name! Hilarious!! ;) *still snickering*… (or lemony snicketing, or jiminy cricketing, whichever makes you happy)
LMAO. Your kids are adorably funny!!