Peanut to the Detective on his way out the door to meet friends: Have fun with your man friends!
Boo: Dad said I don’t have to wear underwear every night.
Squirt while watching a commercial: Gross! They just said “chicken breasts.”
Boo while playing with a miniature Nativity set that is missing pieces: Look, it’s like they are all standing around talking and saying “Where’s the Baby Jesus?”
Peanut after asking point blank about the legitimacy of Santa: Well, I’d already pinned the Tooth Fairy on Dad.
Boo: I think I threw my back out!
Granny to Boo: Where did you get your jammies? Boo: The elves. Granny: ELVIS?!? Squirt: Have you ever fed the elves? [which is what he call elk]
Boo about Squirt: I think he might have underwear rash.
Boo: I’m sure I’ve thrown my back out.
Squirt: You shot me! [referring to shocking with static electricity]
What my boys call Wheat Thin crackers: Boo - Weep Pins Squirt - Sweet Mints
“im sure ive thrown my back out” LOL LOL!!!! your little ones are too funny
LMAO! I had kids just for entertainment purposes. They say the funniest of things at the most random of times.
favorite: “Where’s the Baby Jesus?”
Kids say the darnedest things! Haha! keep on enjoying the little things in life.
These crack me up!
My little guy calls the Baby Jesus “Baby Cheesus”. Not sure what they think he’s made of …
Too cute!!
You’re raising some funny kiddos for sure :)
My son asks every time I serve chicken… “Mom, am I eating chicken boobs?”
Wish there was a “LOVE” button to click for this… Thanks for makin’ me smile! :D
My son, the Dan-imal: Mom, where are starfish’s eyes?
Mom: Um, I’m not sure….underneath?
Dan-imal: Maybe on their testicles [tenticles].
Awww. My little guys is also pronouncing “gross!” about the breast word. Too funny!
Always a treat!!
Whilst walking along the street my 4 year old son William (also partial to the odd spot of cross dressing) and I are admiring the clothes in the window. Suddenly he spots clothing for posh country folk who go fox hunting etc (we live in Cheltenham in UK) and he exclaims ‘ooooh, aren’t those clothes very smashing!’
I swear I laugh everytime I think about that. Kids crack me up.
I love this things little kids say! :)