Boo: I might marry Peanut/
CW: You can’t. That’s against the law.
Boo: Oh, can I marry E’s mom? [E is his best girl friend]
CW: Well, she’s already married.
Boo: Hmmmmm, how about E?
Boo: I know what marriage is. It’s when you GET to spend the rest of your life together.
Boo: Squirt is jumping on my bed and gonna get his fingers chopped off in the fan.
CW: Turn off the fan.
Boo, while running off: GUYS! I’m comin’ for safety!
Boo, while lying on my chest: I can hear your heart beeping.
Squirt: I don’t like Red Ramen [referring to Red Robin]
CW, while holding Squirt during a bout with the flu: Your breath smells like vomit.
Squirt: ALMONDS?!?
CW: Where’s your pullover?
Squirt: POLAR BEAR? We no go zoo. We go Bass Pro.
Boo, while the Detective was vacuuming: Whoa! It’s a lot louder upstairs than I thought it was.
And followed up with: Holy mackeral! I ran out of my room. I almost got hit by the vacuum.
The polar bear comment reminded me of my little second cousin, except he hates polar bears and calls them “poopus bears” Lol!!!! So funny, they sound like awesome kids.
G
Thanks for the smile. You’ve got some funny kids! :)
My little guy says “Holy Mackerel” too, only his version is “Holy Smackeral”. lol
Boo: Squirt is jumping on my bed and gonna get his fingers chopped off in the fan.
CW: Turn off the fan.
Boo, while running off: GUYS! I’m comin’ for safety!
That right there made me laugh so loudly I scared my cat. I LOVE this and it reminds me of my World of Warcraft guild-mate’s favorite battle cry, “Dudes, I’m on my way, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!”
Hahaha! My lil borther and sister say that a heart is “beeping” too!
Not funny and you are still a shitty parent for using your son to push your liberal agenda.
Andy,
Here is my one and only comment to you, because you don’t deserve any more of my time:
Compensating for your disappointments in life by becoming an annoying personality on the internet is sad. I can only hope that you are rewarded with indifference instead of the attention that you log-on in search of.
Listen here you dumb cunt. Know your role and shut the fuck up. Get back in the kitchen and don’t speak unless spoken too.
Just checked and “Sarah” is still a liberal hippie and a shitty parent.
THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW HER?
this is bullying right here - if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all - or did your parents not teach you that?
why can’t people just leave it as “well that’s their view and I have mine”
Wow…what a troll. LMAO
Don’t feed the trolls, folks. It’s what keeps ‘em comin’ back.
You can shut the fuck up too Naomi. It looks like you didn’t have any food to feed the trolls because you ate it all yourself.
-points and laughs-
All the best to you and your family!
Great photo by the way.
Vanessa Rima
http://www.fashionissima.com
Awesome! What sweet wonderful children you have and that’s a reflection on who you are as a mother. They obviously feel perfectly welcome to be themselves with you and that’s our true measure as mothers. You’re awesome.
At age 5, my now 13-year-old son tried to convice his Kindergarten class that Menorahs (for Hannukah candles) were made out of poop. After getting in trouble from the teacher and telling us about the incident at home, we realized that he had confused the words Menorah and manure. It is still hard not to laugh each time we light Hanukah candles.
who in the hell is this andy guy and what in the world is wrong with him? Is there some way to block him? He is so offensive. He is talking about a little boy here….what a horrible man.
He’s just a troll. Someone poppin’ in to blather offensively in hopes that someone will get their knickers in a twist over it and respond. They’re aaaaaallll over the internets. >.<
Aww, nice try, Andy.
Are you disappointed to find that you’re not much happier than you were before you wrote your sad little attempt to feel better about yourself?
You’ll be much happier spreading love, tiger. Not hate.
andy, your mother never loved you.
Taylor…I am laughing so hard at that comment…how true!!!!
It’s funny how this idiot (Andy) thinks he’s offending you, or that you even care what he says.
He’s probably gay but could never express it cause every time he wanted to wear a pink shirt, or even touched a doll, his red neck dad would unmercifully “beat the gay out of him”.
Wow! He is coming for safety, huh?
Add this one.
Peanut: ” Mom what does if feel like to suck a dick?”
Mom: “I dont know. Go ask your father.”
Peanut” I did he told me to dress up Like a girl.”
Really…does it make you happy to be a douchebag? You know you can go elsewhere and not have to leave your 2cents!
@ Lisa andy doesn’t even have two cents. he’s a flipping idiot! he’s what you would call a “troll”. his whole existence is to be an a**hole and pick on people behind his computer monitor. The more you react to what he says, the better for him. It’s exactly what he wants. It’s best we ignore the fool.
I agree. The best thing to do is ignore rude comments such as the ones this individual decided to post. I also believe that those who leave their own snide comments towards this individual are no better. Posting offensive comments towards anyone should not be made, even though one may be feeling disgust or disliking towards another. It is all in self control-something that is very hard in situations that are really bothersome or angering.
let me guess….you run a church preschool?? Obviously you are gay and hate yourself for it and hide it by pointing at other people (a five year old in this case) so no one is on to you…I would call you an asshole, but that would be insulting assholes everywhere.
Wow, Andy, you should have your “3 kids” taken away from you for talking like that. Then again, you can’t fix stupid.
I’m always suprised when I realize people like you still exist.
wow andy! you must feel great about yourself! attacking a defensless FIVE YEAR OLD! have you no shame? dont you feel the bitterness eating you away inside? you probably pushed away EVERYBODY you loved with your snide rude, disgusting comments. go to hell
@Andy
Hey, if you don’t like her blog, why don’t you just go away. What is wrong with you?! Honestly, these are children that she’s talking about. You obviously have no life if all you do is sit here and make crude comments about her small children. I think that you should go see a therapist. There is nothing wrong with how she is raising her children. She doesn’t beat them, she feeds them, and she quite obviously loves them. So, why don’t you get off the computer, and go suck a dick, because that’s all you seem to care about.
@andy-haha that doesnt even make sense!!
its disgusting the way you talk about her kid. i will be praying for your children because you obviously have a perversion towards little kids and it really does worry me.
My son’s heart used to beep. He’d run really hard, and say, “Wow, my heart’s really BEEPING!”
And I think my mom used to make Nerdy Apple Bottom for dessert at Thanksgiving when I was a kid.
Another great post! So funny!
Vanessa Rima
http://www.fashionissima.com
What a charmed life. In addition to these funny kids, a husband who vacuums <3
LAUGHED OUT LOUD! over and over. I love children. Thank you for this post!
i am glad you put all these adorable funnies in writing! As busy parents, we seem to forget these adorable moments!
my kids say heart “beeps” too!
Your kids sound like kids…. LOL I have read some of the other posts you put up… funny that some of the WOMEN posting replies are telling you to pay more attention… they love the same person they hate!
Women…. we raise boys and can’t figure out what is wrong with the men in this world!!
Here are a few other things my kids miss say:
Bisquetos= misquotes
furry dogs= Prairie dogs
computerer= computer
pod-a-grated= pomegranate
just a few!
My son says his heart is Bumping lol
That’s great, enjoy them while they’re small and saying cute things. In the teens you’ll wish you’d never taught them to speak at all! lol
First let me say - THANK YOU for being the voice of MANY parent’s who are afraid to speak their child’s truth. Second, “ROCK’N” site design.
“I know what marriage is. It’s when you GET to spend the rest of your life together.” You clearly have a great family here if this is how your kids feel about marriage. Kudos to you. I found your blog via the Halloween post and I can’t wait to read more. The world needs more Moms like you :)
Boo’s comments reminds me of a time some years ago when I was working as a nanny, the little girl I was looking after said that when she grew up, she was going to marry her little brother (who was her bff as well). Unthinkingly, I said “you can’t” and of course she wanted to know why.
Well, I had sworn to myself never to lie to kids but to always give them truthful reasons that were appropriate to their ages. I thought for a second or two, and told her “well, when you marry someone, it’s because you love him or her very much and want that person to be part of your family forever. And your little brother is ALREADY in your family.”
That was good enough for her. She said “oh, ok. Then I’ll marry (boy across the street’s name) instead.”
Those kids taught me a lot about who your family really is- it’s whoever you love enough to want to be part of it.
Well done!
Um, has Squirt had his hearing checked lately? That’s a lot of misheard word stories from him… :)
I mishear words a lot. My hearing’s okay, it’s just I’m usually not listening. :P
omg! that is like Calvin and Hobbes.. My ethics teacher has us read those all the time.. aww they’re so cute and funny :)
Reminding me a little of Calvin and Hobbes writer, Bill Watterson ;)
My oldest son was 6 at the time and looking at the sky on a rainy day: “Mommy look, the moon is dancing on the clouds!”
Yours say the cutest things, love the funnies…
Haha, I am 20 years old and I still leap up on the furniture when someone else comes by with a vacuum. I’m not afraid of vacuum cleaners as long as I’m the one wielding it- but I had my sock sucked right off my foot when I was four, so I like to think that’s an excuse for my silly behavior :)
I absolutely love these. They remind me *so* much of my kids. My C and your Boo would have some hilarious times together.
oh how funny! :D
i really need to do these too. I will forget ALL of their funnies.