Nerdy Apple Bottom

Slim: My penis is up! Like STRAIGHT up!

Bubba: ‘member that guy that bit dad? He went to jail for the rest of his life. No birthdays, no food, no nothing.

Bubs: Do you want to be ashed or buried? (a week or so after my grandmother’s funeral)

Bubs: It’s really nice of me to clean up somebody else’s mess.

Bubs: Earlier I wished on a feather that I could fly. Then at quiet time I kept trying. I climbed up the ladder on my bed and jumped. I couldn’t fly. I kept falling on my bottom. (after I asked him what on earth all that noise was coming from his room during nap time)

Slim: Where are we going? (while we are all in the van driving) Cop’s Wife: Red Robin Slim: OH! Can I come?

Bubba: A cow’s udders are just those pink things on their bottoms

Bubba: 90% of my swim trunks have built in underwear

Slim: What the hell?

Slim: GODDAMN!