- “It is what it is.”
- stepping in something wet and/or unknown
- ants
- making plans and then finding out the Detective will have to work
- credit card bills
- spitting
- trying to sleep with a stuffy nose
- snoring
- headaches
- sound of an alarm clock
- stepping out of a warm shower/bath into a cold room
- being cold in general
- running a bath that turns out to be lukewarm
- finishing a really good book when there isn’t another in the series
- lettuce on a sandwich or taco or anything that isn’t a salad
- bad service
- not getting any mail
- waking up early on days that I could have slept in
- when the batteries die in a remote or my mouse
- that I cannot fit in most of my pre-Slim clothes
- the sound of the shorties arguing
- having overdue library books
- when Slim pees in his pants right after I asked him to try to use the toilet
- inside out clothes in the laundry
- hangnails
- clutter though I can never seem to escape it
- finding an error on a receipt after I’ve made it home or getting the wrong order in the drive thru but not realizing until I get home
- that I can’t roll down any of the windows in my car as they won’t go back up
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I’m all too familiar with #3…. Guess that’s just what comes along with being married into law enforcement. We had to trade shifts with coworkers to get the day off for our wedding! I’m thankful that he’s being allowed off for all of my prenatal appointments and ultrasounds, though. Yay for FMLA!
Misty from Kansas
I concur with everything except for the lettuce. And West is four and I still can’t fit into pre-West clothes! As soon as these holes in my butt heal up, I want to start working out and doing yoga FOR REAL.
Holes in your butt… Heeeehaaaaa. Anyone that doesn’t know you is going to be really confused. And I have no excuse for not working out. Other than my lifelong affliction of lazainess.