Bubba: I need to wash my hands. And now I know worms have blood.
Bubba: What should I name my baby if I get one for my birthday?
Slim: That’s BISGUSTING! It has ketchup all over it! (referring to a bloody sheet over a body on an episode of Law & Order) [Yes, I do sometimes let my shorties watch age-inappropriate shows.]
Bubba : You might be dead when I grow up.
Bubba: What do aliens eat? I think they probably eat meat or blood. Like meat from a person. (after watching Signs, and yes, again in the age-inappropriateness.)
Slim: I went to the doctor today. They shot me.
Cop’s Wife to Slim : What do you want to be when you grow up? Slim: Jesus
I cracked up at the last one… Jesus.. that was funny. I hope you continue to write despite all the wackos that have found your blog. I look forward to reading more from you.
I laughed so hard at the worm one!!
“You might be dead when I grow up.” Some of the things your son says are eerily insightful for his age… He seems to be very in touch with reality… At the same time, your “funnies” prove he also has a very active imagination!
I think I peed a little reading this. I still have tears in my eyes. Thank you! And I HAVE to share a quick one from my 2 year old daughter, out of nowhere yesterday she runs up to me and says, “I saw a llama one day. It scared me to death.” And that was it. Haha!