Nerdy Apple Bottom

John K : not sure whats making me cry more, my lost voice, my lost heart, my lost sleep, or my lost mind…
Becky A: cheer up yo.
John K : sound advice, woke up this morning and my voice is gone, i’ve been fighting a cold all week, thought i was better but it took a turn for the worse, so lying around doesn’t help a damn thing but have no juice to do anything else.
Bill B: hang in there, buddy.
Cop’s Wife: Do you need me to run to Costco for you?<
Becky A: you wanna help me pack? that always makes me feel better;)
John K: hey bill i’m 80% percent now on the road trip to the coast and back, i gained support of my family yesterday, it turns out no one will miss me and there was no hesitation on anyone’s part for me to be gone for weeks on end or indefinitely which ever comes first. so i will be bothering you about ideas and so forth very soon.
Cop’s Wife - Yes, please i have a need for a few things:
1) 6lbs of hubba bubba chewing gum (cherry flavor)
2) yellow pants, preferably ocean pacific but if they are out then quicksilver will do ( i believe you have my measurements)
3) a faux parakeet in a faux bamboo birdcage with faux yellow ornate flowers atop
4) a non metric set of plumbers tools
5) boo berry crunch cereal in a 5 gallon bucket
6) are you going to the MO side or the KS, if MO i would like 3 boxes of cheap merlot, nothing french. if KS some paint thinner and a 32oz bottle of model airplane glue
7) Garfield on DVD (starring Bill Murray as the voice of Garfield)
8) one of those 2 foot hot dogs they have at the front
9) a shovel
10)23 feet of astroturf

and get something nice for yourself.

Seriously, could he be any funnier