I have a Google Voice account that I don’t actually use. I received an email with the transcript of my first voicemail.
Hi, This message is for a victim, Cole and this is the West Springfield records and we have your employment and that will be going in, said, be wary 18 and 25 and that would be $5 per insertion so you could send us a check for $10 at the Post Office Box 357 West Springfield, Massachusetts 01090 Thank you.
And this is what it actually said:
Hi. This message is for Victor Cole. This is the West Springfield Record and we have your employment ad that will be going in February 18-25. That would be $5 per insertion so you could send us a check for $10 at PO Box 357 W Springfield, Mass 01090. Thank you.
That’s so funny! …and simultaneously reminds me that I was going to post hilarious Google Voice transcripts to my blog! Yes, the blog I haven’t updated for…how many days…?!