Bubba: There’s torture in the Garden of Eden! [this one freaked me out for a bit. Turns out he meant orchards, not torture.]
Slim (while changing his poopy diaper): Stop, you’re hurting my feelings. [not sure who told him his nuggets were called feelings, but whatever]
Bubba: Something tickles my bottom.
Bubba: WHOA! Go back! I think I just saw Jesus! [as we drove past a house with a giant light up nativity scene]
Bubba: Sometimes when I watch something too long my eyes sweat.
Bubba: [a few days later] How long have we been watching this cause my eyes are watering and I’m sweaty?
Probably ‘Caillou.’ I hate that little a$$hole.
What the heck were you watching that made Bubba’s eyes hurt and made him all sweaty?
…and the Jesus comment…almost as good as Slim’s!