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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upon hearing of Harold Dow&#8217;s death, Peanut turns to me and says, &#8220;Cause of death?&#8221; Bubba/Boo calls corn on the cob &#8220;corn-obba-cob.&#8221; Squirt/Slim while watching a hair dye commercial referring to &#8216;natural beauty&#8217; : &#8220;NATURAL BOOTY?!?&#8221; Boo on Easter after sticking a plastic egg in his pants and opening it: &#8220;I just cracked my pants!&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1706&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[canceled my monthly childcare at the gym seeing as how I never take the kids to the gym anymore (actually I never take myself to the gym either went to Moon Marble with Goldilocks and the kids went to the zoo with one of my Book Club Bitches and her 3 kids went to see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1628&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, he looks super cute and his laugh melts hearts, but he&#8217;s turned into a bit of a&#8230; how shall I put it? Asshole. He is in the thick of potty training and seems to hold it until he can pee all over something I really don&#8217;t want him to pee all over. He screams [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1647&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Friday &#8211; July 23, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cop&#8217;s Wife: How old are your bath towels? Lori S: You are so funny! Many of them are 14 years old as we received them as wedding gifts. I commented a few summers ago that in today&#8217;s world we should receive anniversary gifts as so few people stay together anymore so my Mother-in-Law bought us [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1654&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What I&#8217;m Reading &#8211; July 22, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Publishers Weekly Starred Review. Family tragedy is healed by domestic routine in this quiet, tender memoir. When his daughter Amy died suddenly at the age of 38 from an asymptomatic heart condition, journalist and novelist Rosen-blatt (Lapham Rising) and his wife moved into her house to help her husband care for their three young [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1659&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Sweet B turns 5!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy birthday to me, bitches! Filed under: bubba/boo, holidays &#38; celebrations, Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1685&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Not feeling it</title>
		<link>http://nerdyapplebottom.com/2010/07/20/not-feeling-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my previous blog theme was nice. I actually liked it quite a bit even though it didn&#8217;t tie in with the whole law enforcement theme. But I was ok with that. Until it started getting all wonky. For some reason it was getting all jacked up on the home page, tossing a post into [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1675&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Funny</title>
		<link>http://nerdyapplebottom.com/2010/07/19/funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slim:  My penis is up! Like STRAIGHT up! Bubba: &#8216;member that guy that bit dad? He went to jail for the rest of his life. No birthdays, no food, no nothing. Bubs: Do you want to be ashed or buried? (a week or so after my grandmother&#8217;s funeral) Bubs: It&#8217;s really nice of me to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1639&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Friday &#8211; July 16, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nerdyapplebottom.com/?p=1633</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cop&#8217;s Wife:  All time low: youngest pooping his pants at Borders, followed by running through the aisles yelling, &#8220;STUPID! GODDAMN!&#8221; repeatedly, then running aimlessly through the parking lot not even attempting to avoid moving cars. Oh, and B is in his pajamas watching it all in horror. Just sitting in the car now awaiting the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1633&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How the hell do you get rid of ants?</title>
		<link>http://nerdyapplebottom.com/2010/07/14/how-the-hell-do-you-get-rid-of-ants/</link>
		<comments>http://nerdyapplebottom.com/2010/07/14/how-the-hell-do-you-get-rid-of-ants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cop's Wife</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, I am asking. How can I get rid of them? Filed under: random, things i hate<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&blog=10569118&post=1644&subd=nerdyapplebottom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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