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		<title>More funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Even more funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NerdyApple: Just promise me you&#8217;ll never get arrested. That would break your dad&#8217;s heart. Peanut: Oh come on, we all know Squirt will. I mean, not for anything major. Just a little B &#38; E or something. Detective: Let Mr know if something will help [a text that was supposed to say 'me' instead of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2777&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 13:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squirt: Is Dad sleeping with you? NerdyApple: Yes. Squirt: I don&#8217;t want him to! Squirt: I can&#8217;t walk. My arm is broken. Peanut: Why does he carry a revolver and not an automatic? [while watching Law &#38; Order UK] Squirt: It&#8217;s not you, it&#8217;s me. [to our pug Dude] Boo: You smell like sucked on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2772&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>More funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peanut: He looks kind of like Will Smith. [referring to Cochran from Survivor, and she meant Ben Stiller] Squirt: I&#8217;ll cut my head off. [while playing with safety scissors] Squirt: You&#8217;re a loser! I&#8217;m a winner! [sung] Squirt: What&#8217;s that show called? Where the mouse puts cheese in his butt? I mean, in his underwear? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2781&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NerdyApple: No TV, no movies, no games! Squirt: We still get breakfast right? Squirt: You spiked me! [after rubbing my legs which admittedly hadn't been shaved in a while] NA: You need to significantly change your behavior and attitude. Squirt: I don&#8217;t need to change my atti-havior! Boo: You know what snot is? Just smashed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2779&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Please Bear With Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I&#8217;ve survived NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month) by actually posting something every single day of November, I&#8217;m ready to take a short break. I am currently in the process of a site redesign, changing domain, migrating to new home. Thus, I will be a little silent over here for a spell. I promise [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2996&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well looky there&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nerdyapplebottom.com/2011/12/02/well-looky-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first piece on NickMom is up. Filed under: accomplished, links<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2985&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Words of Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://nerdyapplebottom.com/2011/12/01/words-of-wisdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;When you wrestle a pig, even if you win, you still stink.&#8221; &#8211; Grandpa Joe [my dad] What&#8217;s funny, besides the actual saying, is that it is totally true and something I really needed to hear. Filed under: family, random<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2979&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>More funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boo: Most people just call it straw. [referring to strawberries, and no they don't] Peanut: I know what my farts smell like! [after the Detective accused her of letting one] Squirt: Hey, you want to take a bath with us? [To B's best friend who is female and was spending the night] Boo: There&#8217;s a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2775&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Favorite gifts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the holidays upon us, I of course have been thinking about gifts. I love gifts. I love getting them, but I also love getting them. Wait, did I say that already? Ok, I also love giving them. I love the feeling of finding just the right thing or seeing something that immediately makes me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nerdyapplebottom.com&amp;blog=10569118&amp;post=2952&amp;subd=nerdyapplebottom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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